Tuesday 29 July 2008

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I BUAYSONG SOMEONE.
IF U DUN OFFEND ME, I WONT BUAYSONG U OF COS ! :D
AND OF COS ! IM NORT EASILY OFFENDED.
I CAN TAKE ALL JOKES && IM VERY FRIENDLY ! =x

BUT AR. WATS CALL SUAY IS,
THAT FKING PERSON IN MY CLASS AR,
(yes i mentioned in prevprevprev post b4)
THE WHOLE CLASS DUN LIKE HIM LEHHH !!
NB. NOW I EXPERIENCED THE DUN LIKE HIM TOOOO !!

the accting hw ar. HOMEWORK mah, i lazy put heading.
so all my answers no heading. ;x
and pls la, so suay my ppr land in his smelly hands to mark.
he lazy like fking hell, see all no heading give all wrong.
my numbers all correct also cant be bothered to mark.
pls la, think i stupid in exam no give heading ar ?
plus i think even the markers for exam are kind'er than u can ?
and how dare u still fking say that u are lenient alrdy (by giving a big fat zero ?)
nbnbnbnb. so damn pissed off.
his irritating shit face jus pissed me off manymany =x
RAWRAWR !
conclusion : jfondl !! && SERIOUSLY, NEX YEAR IF *TOUCHWOOD* SAME CLASS AR, REALLY IS DUNO WAT TO DO ._. BANG WALL AND DIE ? =\

yay :D i love scolding asses like him. 1st time meet sucha ass.
fond asses !! WAHAHAHAHAHAS =x

BYE ALL ~~
WAIT, WOOOOTS ! C-STAR OUT LOLOLOL.
DAMN HAPPY DUNO WHY :x

Sunday 27 July 2008

This is a chained quiz. It brings friends together. <- pls la. bringing frens tgt nonid chain stuffs to help :D
If you break this chain/tag the person back , you will never be happy , and your friends will not be your friends anymore <- pls la pls la this is nonsensical. mayb can use to con 3yr old kid :D List 1O people you can remember now ~
Don't look at the questions , and follow the questions .
1. VALERIE
2. celine
3. jinyu
4. kat
5. fiona
6. esther
7. joan
8. bk
9. yk
10. jeff

Question 1 ) If number 1 betrays/backstabs you , what will you do?
[ VALERIE ] i dare her to do that :x i'll kill her ! tell the police she hiding mas & i get 1m. LOL

Question 2) If number 7 asks you for stead , how will you react ?
[ JOAN ] stead lor. zhabor tgt wont die de :D

Question 3) If number 6 becomes gay/lesbian , who will you treat him/her ?
[ ESTHER ] shes alrdy one. shes my aiai leh !

Question 4) What does number 1O have in common with you ?
[ JEFF ] er. he's my papa ! evrything is common cos its hereditary <- HOW SPELL LOL ;x

Question 5) If number 2 dies ,will you die with her?
[ CELINE ] yeah. cant survive without her cos nobody to bully in sch le =x

Question 6) If number 5 be your gan , what gan will she/he be ?
[ FIONA ] ganmeimei !

Question 7) How did you know number 4 ?
[ KAT ] sec sch

Question 8) If number 8 & 9 stead , what will you do?
[ BK & YK ] LOL they duno each other althou their name quite rhyme. tgt = gay lo. 101% + chop guarentee stamp wont de.

Question 9) What if number 3 kisses you?
[ JINYU ] wooo i like it :D LOL

Tag 1O people to do this quiz :D
NOONE. IM SO KIND LA CMON ;x

*edit - LOL AT THIS.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ~
_l_ projects hardhard :D
esp the fuckup marketing !
i wonder how i gona survive the end sem tests o_o
textbooks are damn WORDY.
i hate reading ! );

maggi for lunch ! poor me T_T

Friday 25 July 2008

fineeee. so its been years since i last update.
PAISEH LA. LAZY CAN ? ;D

to make it long, i shall blog all craps i did ;x

last thurs + ytd i pon-ed POM lecture.
so bad of me i know that ;x

then last fri nth much la.
during weekend my sis family came and stay ;x
& my cutecute nephew he can walk le ! :D
so cute right machiam gek-ing sai =\


pls, its a NEPHEW. dun misunderstood by the pink overall =\
mayb my sis wans a daughter too much xD

monday no CSA lec shiok.
tues 2 tutorials
wed no retacc lec - shiok. but wed gort presentation -.-
today also presentation -.- today pom. wed csa.
fking screwed many many times due to a fking guy.
who the whole class fking hate.
yeah u know wat i mean ;D
and if next AY09/10 same class with him, i think i might as well bang wall and die =\

ohyeah.
bus-ed to bugis today.
AGAIN, i mean AGAIN !
same tee from pmk with cell ! LOL :D
hahahahaha.

to end, VAL SARKS ! CHANGE UR LINK TO CANTDANCE PLS :D:D

i think... ikffhl ._.

Saturday 19 July 2008

if can start all over again, i wish i nv appear in ur life.
where gort rainbow can tell me ?
is it possible to return my wish ?
why is the sky so quiet ?
all the clouds fly to my area ?~
*gort mask can give me mah ?
too many promises cannot come true.
mayb time is a medicine
which is also wat im having now.
**nv see ur smile i cant slp
ur voice is so near yet i cant hug it
without earth, sun still can rotate.
without reason, i still can walk !
***u gona leave, i know its simple.
u say dependence is our obstacle
even if i let go, can u dun confiscate my heart ?
treat it as in the end then i know.

repeat *, **, ***
repeat ** & * in rap :D
then *** AND END !

LOL !

Wednesday 16 July 2008

This is the LOVE ! LOL =x



i've gort a walking commercial fren o=



& i nv know playing jigsaw with some noob can be so fun o_o



& IM FKING TYCO IN MINESWEEPER FLAGS TODAY ! :D




post edited *- 1250am :D
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Note :
this post is strictly on audition.
if u dislike audition, u may leave ! LOL :D

OHMAN. FK AUDITION ):
THEY COME OUT WITH NEW CHANCING SYSTEM WHICH IS SO... ER..
MAKE PPL THROW FACE LA ! LOL ! =x



seeee ! they put wat u chance there. tmd =x
throw face la LOL =x so hard to chance 6 keys can ? =\

seriously, i miss the old one T.T
nv expect it to be gone so swift ~ jus like sj ._.

&&& IT LAGS LIKE MAD !
i morning login saw gm conversation.
GMPurpleGem : we actually put in something not to cause lag but it turned out laggier.
LOL =x
enter a room takes 30s, game ended and returning to the room takes 20s =P
i count u know LOL =x

maybe, its time to quit audi =\

Tuesday 15 July 2008

YAYYYYYYY THANKYOU YK AKA YONGKIAT FOR SAVING MY ARSEEE LOL ._.
uh, its just that i duno how put up the picture LOL =x
(VALERIE MUS BE THINKING IN HER PIGHEAD THAT IM A NUB ! ;x)

hurhur. but still thx yk la :D ur in the credits ! ohyay o.x

im having fun with the idiot on msn u see =\


tmd de lor she ! go post wat i chat with her )x
privacy val ! =x make ppl wrong impression of me T_T

bleahs. 1055 liao. I HVN COMPILE THE RA PROJ :D
p.s RA IS NORT PORN !

Sunday 13 July 2008

superband on monday was crappy o=
when they announce that 5ppl gort in.
this is our reaction...



then ! systemdown was a bunch of funny ppl !
all bald ones LOL ! =x



help me choose :D



weee. i missed my nephew T_T !
okay time for quizes.
tio sabo-ed by some idiot =\

Quiz tagged by VALERIE

1) The person who tagged you is ?
- an idiot =x

2) What is your relationship with her ?
- hmm. we gort many kinds of relationship. duno which one u talking about.

3) Your 5 impression on him / her ?
- lousy comp, nort mature one duno why call adult, like to sabo, abit sot, cute la okay ! LOL

4) The most memorable thing that he / she had done for you ?
- err.. hvn help me with my story T_T

5) If he / she become your lover , you will ?
- die ! LOL joking ;D

6) If he / she become your lover , things he / she has to improves on ?
- stop vulgar !! rawrawr !

7) If he / she becomes your's enemy , you will ?
- die also ! LOL =x

8) If he / she become your's enemy , the reason will be ?
- wont enemy de la.

9) The most desire thing you want to do for him / her now ?
- i also duno x=

10) Your overall impression for him / her ?
- cute okay.

11) How do you think people around you will feel about you ?
- wasai so tall ! =\

12) The character you love of yourself are ?
- im lame :D

13) On the contrary, the character you hate yourself are ?
- err. i lack confidence =p

14) The most ideal person you want to be is ?
- noone.

15) For people that cares and like you , say something about them .
- AKU CINTA KAU MU ~ ;x --> wats that ? =x
- iloveyouuuuuuuuuuuu !! o_o


YAY DONE :D:D

i found out, im too lazy to reply tags ! =x okay to prevent floods, i reply here :D

found adult
lol yes i revenge ! but u revenge back also ! u also jian la LOL. i nv pian zi ji hor pls =\
junwei
hahahaha ! took from an email i received =x funny rights :D
papa
hurhur thx for the smile ? o_o i miss papa ! T_T x3
found adult
its the chou adult again ! yala did ur quiz le happy ? lousy comp !

Sunday 6 July 2008

LETS HAVE A 5 MINUTES MANAGEMENT COURSE ! :D

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' '
It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
QUIZES ! i love them LOL x3

Layer 1:ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: chang zhi hui
Birthdate: 6 feb 1991
Eye Colour: same as u =x
Hair Colour: same as u. unless u dyeee.
Righty or Lefty: right !

Layer 2:ON THE INSIDE
My Heritages: my parents ?
Fears: INSECTS YESYES. hmm. lazy think la =x
My Weaknesses: tall. too tall. LOL =x
My Perfect Pizza: pizza ? hawaiian ty. :D

Layer 3:YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
My Thoughts First Waking Up: walao sian. sch again T_T
My Bedtime:12-9+ for weekdays =x 1-11+ for weekends.
My Most Missed Memory: sec sch days. with my beloved jjzkblcn. x3

Layer 4:MY PICK
Pepsi or Coke: sprite & rootbeer :D
McDonald's or Burger King: MCDONALDS DUH. BURGER KING SUX. =x
Single or Group Dates: group.
Adidas or Nike: adidas bah. but im nort into these sporty brands leh ! =x
Tea or Nestea: err ? yeah lipton with aiai x3
Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEx3
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccinOoOoOo

Layer 5:DO YOU
Smoke: NO. -'- SMOKERS =x
Curse: sometimes =x
Take a Shower: who dun shower ?
Think You Rock: ohyeah i rawk :D =x
Want to Get Married: not at the moment
Believe in Yourself: i lack self confidence
Think Your a Health Freak: nah. jus eat and drink watever u wan. when one person is suppose to die, nobody can stop it. LOL =x

Layer 6:IN THE PAST
Drank Alcohol: NOPEEE.
Gone to the Mall: ppl who dun shop at all = no life =x
Been on Stage: a few times o=
Eaten Sushi: yeahhh. sakae !
Dyed Your Hair: guai kia dun dye. =p

Layer 7:HAVE YOU EVER..
Played true and dare : always play that during secsch when there's free period. whole bunch of classmates playing tgt. fun !
Changed Who You Were To Fit: mayb bah ?

Layer 8:AGE YOU ARE HOPING..
To be Married: duno.

Layer 9:IN A GUY/GIRL..
Best Eye Colour: use the vip eye color from cash shop or buy cosmetic contact lens -_- --> LOL AIAI !
Best Hair Colour: buy vip hair color from cash shop or go randomly choose 1 color ? LOL --> LOLOLOL =x
Short Hair or Long Hair: short. LONG ARE GAY ! actually depends on how u see short and long =x
Most attactive feature/body part: OHMY. TALL :D:D

Layer 10:WHAT WERE YOU DOING..
A Minute Ago: dinner.
Hour Ago: project
4.5 Hour Ago: audi-ing
1 Month Ago: MAPLING AND ENJOY MY HOLIDAY !
1 Year Ago: 1 year ago i tempo quit maple leh. 100% audi. LOL.

Layer 11: FINISH THE SENTENCES..
I love: maple audi papa mama korkor jiejie valval aiai sweetie honey swithart besties all my frenzxzx.
I hate: smokers betrayers idiots.
I hide: bombs. LOL JOKING =x
I miss: those days.
I need: self discipline. --> yeah. to be more hardworking. more money mesos dens ! LOL

Layer 12: TAG 3 PEOPLE :

VALERIE DUN TRY TO RUN =x !
i wan sabo one nia ! :D idiot adult !

Friday 4 July 2008

RAWRAWR ! im here to blog =p
lets take a look at the latest audi event results !
*eye bigbig*



WALAO WEH ! ITS SUCHA SUAY THING TO BE UNDER ---LASTDANCE !
she sarks she sarks ! =p
suay arh !!~ lalalalala x3



WOOO ! 1ST ON THE LIST !
this is becos im the 1st to achieve the mission that time =p
JEALOUS RIGHT ADULT ? f3.
AND THAT IN YELLOW. =\
my fren's sister play de. idiot nor ! win twice also.
if i know can play twice i also win le. lalalala =x

this. i received from an email from nana.
about insider things about sichuan earthquake ?
many were sadddd. but this 2. damn funny LOL.




funny right. i bet u are laughing =x
hahahahahah >.> !
kk bb =p

Wednesday 2 July 2008

ahahahahaha ! today lab lesson so fun :D
dreamweaver is fun ! >.>
okay. the picture below SURE ENTERTAINS VALERIE !
i bet im right ! HOR ADULT ? =\



& happy birthday in 1hr 40mins advance to jeff papa ! x3

Tuesday 1 July 2008

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
passed all my midsemtests :D
mf - 31/40 -> 1st shocking paper received =x thot will flung =x
pom - 29.5/40 -> fastest ppr done :D
econs - 77.5/100 -> nb =x english sux throw 9marks LOL =x
ra - 38/50 sweeeeeeee ! better than expected =x
overall if count all to 100% i gort above 70%. which is quite gd la hor ? =\
yay :D nex major paper in aug ! o=

okay.
the cutest nephew on earth came on fri to stay till sun.
he can walk abit ady. damn cute.
still know how to clap sia >.> !
& after like, babysitting him and chionging my econs on sat, i noticed he's cuter than i think =x
yeah. i econs the whole sat x.x
okay luh i gort audi abit ! :D

went out on sun ! o=
went fareast then bugis with kat jin cell.
& yeah fareast is in jurong right ? ;x
standard de the ppl i duno why =x always lidat but nvm :D
bought same slipper as cell :D >< ! --> ALOT SAME THINGS AS HER ! =\
bought 2 top ! =x thats in short.
er. ohyah. I FKING SPOIL MY BENKO THAT DAY =\
I WAS PULLING THE BODY WHILE WAITING TO CROSS THE ROAD.
THEN SUDDENLY THE WHOLE BODY GORT DETACHED ?!
WALAO EH. 3 WEEKS OLD NIA LEH. LIDAT SPOIL. SIAN JI PUA LOR.
CANNOT PULL LE LOR T_T. damn sad sia ! T_T !

sian. nothing interesting in my boring life le.
bbeeeeeeeeeez ~